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The Grand Duchy of Neo BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.192 billion Neo BrightonBurgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newtowne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo BrightonBurgian economy, worth a remarkable 5,300 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 194,929 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 585,443 per year while the poor average 50,671, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, the world outside is only known of in folklore, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Neo BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Tusked Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.