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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Ontaristan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.676 billion Ontaristanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottawa. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The powerhouse Ontaristanian economy, worth 604 trillion shinies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,363 shinies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ontaristan's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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